Political staffer fired after 2 cms of land remains uncovered by a corflute

Local political staffer Anna Roberts has been fired after a photo surfaced online of 2 whole centimetres of land going uncovered by a corflute.

According to the political candidates, the egregious error happened ‘way too close’ to an early polling station, at just 15km away.

Representatives for all the candidates apologised to the local community who they all think are so dumb that they will just vote for whoever has the most corflutes.

Local voters said they didn’t notice the lapse, as they were too distracted with infuriating spam messages and flyer volunteers who won’t take ‘No thank you’ as an answer.