NSW Liberal Party demands changes to census after discovering that they would have to actually fill out the paperwork to be counted

The NSW Liberal Party have put out a statement demanding that the census be changed out of fear of it not counting people like them by requiring people actually fill out the paperwork to be counted.

“Some people will be excluded by the upcoming census,” said a representative for the party, “I’m not talking about the LGBTQI+ people, I’m talking about the wannabe politicians who don’t know how to fill out a document.”

“I don’t get why people aren’t talking about how our community is so under-represented. I mean we have no one being counted in 140 local council elections. We are sick of being overlooked just because we don’t bother with forms. Things must change!”

In response, the Federal Liberal Party have decided that the NSW Liberals are too incompetent, even for them, and will go to their house on census day to help with the basic form.