Nation exhausted by election that hasn’t even been fucking called yet

A deeply divided Australia has found common ground in a shared feeling of complete exhaustion brought on by the federal election, before its even been fucking called.

At least 6 months into non-stop unofficial political campaigning, Aussies are fed up after suffering through the horrors of Labor dropping terrible ai generated social media posts, Adam Bandt DJing his way through a mid-life crisis, Peter Dutton existing, whatever the fuck Barnaby Joyce is doing and seeing Clive Palmer everywhere while he begs to blow on Donald’s ‘Trumpet’.

“How the fuck are they still going?” said Sarah from Sydney. “It feels like they have been campaigning forever. Surely this constitutes an illegal form of torture under international law.”

“I would honestly vote for anyone who gets this shit to stop and makes them all fuck off.”