Meet the 6-month-old multimillionaire who will be hit hardest by this budget

Previously a self-made success story we could all learn from, now a struggling Aussie battler. Local 6-month-old entrepreneur Timothy Kennedy the 14th has slammed the government for destroying his plans for future home ownership.

Through hard work, determination and an eye for predicting trends, this baby was setting himself up for the future. With an investment portfolio that includes multiple mansions, apartment buildings, banks, casinos, weapons, drugs, and a large amount of stock in his father’s multibillion dollar business, this self-made multimillionaire was on track to be a billionaire by the time he hits the terrible twos.

Despite claims that the government cares about young people, sadly now if he attempts to hide his money in a trust he may have to pay a little bit of tax. Making him the real victim of this budget, unlike those yapping on about living well below the poverty line or being kicked off the NDIS.

In an exclusive interview, a furious Timmy told The Chaser, “Goo, goo, gaa, bwah bwah bwah, gaaaaa, hmmmf.”