Local woman would also prefer Marty Sheargold sticking a nail in his penis than having him talk about women’s sport

During the controversy regarding embattled radio host turned former radio host Marty Sheargold’s comments on women’s sport and endometriosis; some common ground has been found as women around the country have said they also would prefer Sheargold hammer a nail into his penis than have him talk about women’s sport.

“It’s weird agreeing with a pig like that,” said Katy from Melbourne, “but amongst all the sexist ramblings, I did think he was onto something with the whole ‘hammer a nail into my penis’ thing.”

“I think it would make a great episode of Fisk.”

Endometriosis sufferers have also put out a statement saying that their disease is real, unlike the future of Sheargold’s show.

One woman coming out of surgery for the disease said, “finally, I’m thrilled to hear that at least the pain caused by Sheargold’s attempts at humour has been cured.”