Local man knows deep down that Healthy Harold would be disappointed in him

Local man Jeremy Smith has been trying to repress the shameful thoughts he knows are true; that Healthy Harold would be disappointed in him.

This comes as Smith was laying on the couch drinking a beer, while demolishing a bag of chips and binge-watching tv; all of which are things that the giraffe never suggested as a kid.

“The idea of that smiling giraffe being sad hurts to think about,” he said, “I mean I assume my grandparents are disappointed but that isn’t as important.”

“I don’t want to think about what he would say if he found out what I was getting up to in the nightclub bathroom a few years ago.”

A local therapist told The Chaser that ‘Harold Anxiety’ has risen in many Australians, with people’s deep insecurities being amplified by the fear of being judged by the puppet.

If you are experiencing Harold Anxiety, please speak to a trained professional and avoid people trying to lure you into unmarked vans using puppets.