Local man fired for giving barista his name instead of saying ‘My name isn’t important, I mourn Charlie Kirk’

Local man Tom Carr has lost his job after he disgustingly said his name when asked by a barista while ordering coffee, instead of doing what he should have done which is refuse to give his name because he is too busy mourning Charlie Kirk.

“He wasn’t even crying when he ordered the coffee,” claimed one self-described ‘freedom of speech activist’ while doxing Carr and his family, “why does he not care about people’s families?”

When asked about the disgusting act, Carr said that he is against murder, thinks Kirk obviously shouldn’t have been murdered and hopes to see no future violence. He went on to explain that he hadn’t heard of Kirk before the shooting and that he felt like Kirk was relevant to the conversation he was having.

That response led to multiple tabloids accusing Carr of “clearly celebrating political violence”, a crime punishable by weeks of harassment and death threats.

Although the tabloid writers did acknowledge that he didn’t commit the only crime worse than not spending a full calendar week crying about Kirk, which is of course daring to quote his bigoted views.