Landlord warns he will raise rent if policies change, as opposed to his current plan to raise rent for no reason

Local fuckwit James Richman the 4th has spoken to several news outlets to warn them that if the government does anything regarding property profitability or rental rights, he will be ‘forced’ to raise his rent, as opposed to his current plan to do it for no real reason.

The regular man who happens to own 8 properties, only 7 of which were purchased using money from his parents, said times are extremely tough for people like him right now and any change to his money printing operation could be catastrophic.

“Any tweak to the system would be unfair,” he said, “if anything changes, I will be forced to raise it by the exact amount I already will be.”

“These renters are just being greedy. I mean you should hear how entitled they are when they yap on about the mould in their child’s bedroom.”