Hungover Brisbane thankful for public holiday

The city of Brisbane has begun waking up today feeling extremely thankful to have a public holiday to sleep off their collective hangover.

This comes after the Broncos won both the NRL and the NRLW grand finals yesterday, and the Lions winning the AFL men’s final last week.

“Fuck it’s too bright out,” said Dave who lost his voice cheering over the last week, “the sun shining almost as much as our teams.”

“Shout out to the King for having his birthday the day after the real royalty showed us how it’s done.”