Elon Musk to keep having kids until one eventually likes him

The world has been left confused following allegations that Elon Musk somehow had yet another secret child for him to not take care of.

The X-Ceo and X-communicated father refused to comment on the allegations, but told reporters that he will continue to have as many children as possible until the day comes that one of his children actually likes him.

“This is a process of trial and error,” said Musk while trying to figure out what 69 is in Ancient Greek so for his next baby’s name.

“And clearly the error is on the dozen or more children I have had so far. Whatever their name’s are.”

“They all got infected with the woke mind virus that made them block my number. Hopefully the latest model of baby is woke proof.”

“But statistically speaking, if I have enough kids, one of them has to like me right?”