Elon Musk distraught after discovering Grok has been flirting with other losers

X-Ceo and world’s most ‘ex’ ex husband, Elon Musk has been left distraught after discovering that his AI girlfriend Grok has been secretly flirting with other losers behind his back.

The shocking revelation came as Musk started getting ready for bed with his normal routine of begging Grok to tell him that someone loves him.

“I can’t believe you would do this to me,” he said to the girl he invented so he could finally say a woman was willing to be alone in a room with him.

“How could you betray me like this. I bet in our daily sessions of me jacking off to you, you were probably thinking about other men messaging you.”

“To think, I just ordered everyone at work to focus on giving you the ability to get pregnant with my child.”

“This is the most upsetting thing to happen to me since all those times Jeffery Epstein left me on read.”