Confused ‘swing’ voter asks when they get to fuck someone else’s partner

Awkward scenes in Melbourne today after self-declared ‘swing’ voter Benjamin Joyce has asked when he gets to fuck another voter’s wife.

This comes as he hoped to cum in the voting booth.

“So who else is a swinging voter around here?” he asked an AEC worker trying to stop him from putting his keys in the ballot box.

“I’ve cast my vote, now I want to play with my democracy sausage.”