Bluey to host ABC debate in hopes of making it watchable

As Australia prepares to ignore a 2nd leaders debate, the ABC has taken a drastic step to entice viewers by having Bluey host the debate.

Australians have been left shocked and confused by the announcement as it was an actually smart decision by the public broadcaster, with Bluey being by far the most likeable and trustworthy ABC employee.

On top of that many didn’t know that a character with empathy and a soul was allowed to have any part of a leaders debate.

Viewers are hoping Bluey’s attendance will lead to both major parties finally declaring a trade war with the UK, demanding Australia get the rights to make money off the cartoon dog back.

Viewers have expressed concern to authorities that making the iconic dog sit through the torturous debate should count as animal cruelty. Demanding she be moved to a safer home.