Blue Origin flight lasts 11 days’ worth of toilet breaks at an Amazon warehouse

World’s least charismatic bond villain Jeff Bezos has defended today’s Blue Origin rocket trip which lasted a total of roughly 11 minutes, claiming that it’s a long trip when you consider that it’s 11 days worth of toilet breaks for Amazon warehouse workers.

As a homage to the hard working Amazon warehouse employees, the rocket ship’s design was based on their famous piss bottles.

Warehouse workers were unable to watch the flight as it would slightly reduce efficiency but showed solidarity with the crew of the flight. Saying they don’t know if they could last a ‘torturous’ shift on the spacecraft, following reports that Katy Perry sung to the crew throughout the trip.

Ms Perry dedicated her trip to “protecting mother earth”, before checking whether flying a rocket to space for a pr stunt is good for the environment.