Barnaby buys Coldplay tickets

Former Deputy PM and families man Barnaby Joyce has just announced that he is grabbed some tickets to Coldplay’s tour.

This after Coldplay went viral after Chris Martin consciously uncoupled a CEO and his head of HR when they were caught on camera.

“Sounds like my kind of work event,” said Joyce, “I’m getting tickets for the whole office.”

“I’m just a big fan of that Martin guy’s music that’s all. Whenever I’m partying, I get off the floor the moment I hear that song Viva la Vida lo ca.”