7News reports that Ben Roberts-Smith has been arrested on multiple counts of being too much of a handsome legend

Alleged war hero and defamation law expert Ben Roberts-Smith has been arrested over allegations of war crimes.

Meanwhile 7 News has reported exclusive details saying that Roberts-Smith has actually been arrested on the ‘new crime’ of being a cool guy with incredible abs.

“It’s disgusting what is happening to him,” said Kerry Stokes referring to the man arrested for alleged war crimes not the person in jail for whistleblowing about the alleged war crimes.

“These soldiers and other army whistleblowers making accusations against Benny have no clue what things are allegedly like in war.”