“Suck it lefties” says guy pretending to like Kid Rock’s terrible lip syncing instead of watching a peak performance

While hundreds of millions tuned in around the world to watch Bad Bunny’s incredible performance at the Super Bowl halftime show, a small fraction of the amount of viewers decided to do what many normally consider to be a crime against humanity by forcing themselves to watch a Kid Rock concert.

On of those people was local man Darrell Johnson who watched the show by himself because his family don’t talk to him anymore.

“The left are just too easily offended these days,” said the guy boycotting the Super Bowl over the Spanish language existing.

“I don’t think the half time show should be political, thats why I am watching the conservative half time show. It’s just about music and beer, which I will be having again once I found a beer company that isn’t woke.”

“It’s weird how time’s change. You know back in my day, Kid Rock was considered a washed up has been who sung about how he prefers ‘underage girls’, but now when I watch him try to remember the songs that he isn’t singing live, I feel proud to know I am not watching a bunch of people in their prime sing songs they actually know.”

“Suck it lefties, you don’t know what you’re missing out on here.”