Leonardo DiCaprio distances self from 21st century after it turns 25

Hollywood actor Leonardo DiCaprio has announced that he is ending his relationship with the 21st century just days after the century turned 25.

This announcement came as a shock to the century, who tried as hard as they could to show as little signs of aging and maturing as possible for the last decade or so.

“I can’t look at the year,” said the 50 year old actor, “the idea of a date being ’25’ makes me want to throw up.”

DiCaprio has requested he be either cryogenically frozen for the rest of the century, or sent back in time a decade to the last time people loved one of his movies.