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Chaser discovers internet age, six years too late
Chaser staff excitedly surf the ‘web’ on one of those newfangled ‘laptop’ thingiesIn its tradition of taking old ideas and passing them off as something new, The Chaser will soon be moving to an exciting new format – known as the internet. It will be possible for readers to download “electronic” articles from the satirical…
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WORLD TRADE CENTER JANITOR DECLARES: “Best sickie ever”
NEW YORK, Tuesday: Manhattan janitor Geoff Lahti has declared his decision not to attend work at the World Trade Centre on Tuesday morning as “a pretty good one in hindsight.” “It was always going to be a great day for a sickie with that Gilligan’s Island marathon on cable,” said Lahti. “But the whole ‘devastating…