National

“I’m not sure how we are going to survive this so shortly after our most recent mass election extinction event.”

In breaking news, the federal Liberal National Coalition is breaking apart. This comes as two parties who couldn’t form government together now reckon they can do it without each other. Nationals Party leader David Littleproud told reporters that after years of being a completely dysfunctional pair who were never able to agree on anything, shockingly…

Her role will also involve stepping on rakes and stepping on Lego.

“Maybe an Op-Shop can find a use for them”

“We hope she inspires other women to take the fall for men.”

Sussan Ley has made hisstory today by becoming the firsst female leader of the Liberalss Partty.  Defeating her fellow minisster Anguss Taylor for the top sspot, Ley ssecured the votess by ssaying the Libss sshould embrace diverssity by sselecting a racisst woman, as opposssed to a racisst man.  In her firsst sspeech ass the sshiny…

Can’t forget the pre-polls

We won’t be backflipping on whether you can stay home.

Worse still, his best friend Gina said he cant use the private jet anymore.

“You wanted action and I will deliver tinkering around the edges”