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Report: debate could have been an email
The real loser of the debate was anyone who wasted their time watching it.
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Dutton to allow all future policy backflips to be done from home
“It’s your right to flip positions in response to the polls without going into the office”
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Amelia Hamer clarifies that she ‘relates to renters’ because she has two of them
“I understand the struggles of renters. I talk to them regularly, when I raise their rents.”
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Dutton claims Trump comparisons are “fake news”
Albanese also dismisses comparisons to Bob Hawke, despite no-one making them
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Dutton says he would move to Sydney as PM to reduce travel time to his fundraisers with billionaires
“Think of all the money we would save” he said before taking a bite of caviar
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Man who says public servants shouldn’t work from home, announces plan to work from Sydney home
“Only a lazy person wouldn’t show up to work in Canberra”
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Dutton claims investing $1m in Akubra stock yesterday was just a coincidence
“So were the investments in hi-vis vests and RM Williams”
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Dutton reassures nation that he would never accidentally add a journo to a secret group chat because no one has ever added him to one
“What is a group chat” he asked party members who prepared lies about not having a chat
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Labor announces exact same climate promise as last election, “but for realsies this time”
“We swear we will think about not axing the policy this time”
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Dutton apologises for using historically homophobic insult, promises to return to dog whistles moving forward
“I didn’t mean to be homophobic” said the guy who voted against gay marriage