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PM expels Anthony Albanese from Labor after he calls for recognition of Palestinian statehood

“This precedent was set last year and I knew that.”
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Australia to recognise existence of country that’s being destroyed by weapons made with parts Australia supplies

“For now on, when we say we are ‘deeply concerned’ about the deaths of people being killed by someone, we will be doing so while acknowledging the country those people are from exists.”
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Wong clarifies that Australia only sells ‘non-lethal’ Death Star parts

“We don’t sell the laser beam, just the thing that helps aim it.”
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Angus Taylor dedicates next 3 years to reminding voters why the Liberals are so unpopular

“Every time a statement is made that sounds potentially promising, I will make sure to undermine it.”
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Albanese says his position on bombing Iran was unilaterally decided by America

“I can’t answer questions about decisions I didn’t make.”
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AUKUS subs to be used to protect Aussie journos from American police – PM says

“The threat of American police is real and growing, as they get more and more military equipment, we should too.”
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Labor approves new offshore gas project in floodwaters

“In a way it’s renewable as the more we do it, the more flooded areas we can drill for gas and oil.”
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Toxic couple back together shortly after messy breakup

“Things will be different” they said in denial
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Divorce postponed: pair to try couples counselling first

“We are going to try talk things out before taking the drastic step.”
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Nationals demand the ‘coal’ half of the ‘Coalition’

“The Liberal Party can have the ‘ition’ half.”