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Sussan Ley reveals image of Albanese drinking Fanta, “like a Nazi”
“He may as well have drank from a bottle that said ‘I love Hitler’.”
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Nation shocked as Barnaby Joyce doesn’t remain faithful
“We didn’t expect him to be involved in a split without a pregnancy being involved.”
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Pauline offers to let Barnaby pick out the next batch of female interns
“I think he is going to pray over the decision on whether to join the party, I saw him duck into the prayer room.”
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Government announces plans for future “Great Barrier Reef Memorial Gas Plant”
“We need to be thinking about the future” said the Climate Change Minister
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Katter calls for deporting “dangerous immigrants” who don’t share the ‘Australian value’ of threatening to punch blokes in the mouth
“These people come here and don’t have outbursts threatening random acts of violence” warned Katter
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PM expels Anthony Albanese from Labor after he calls for recognition of Palestinian statehood
“This precedent was set last year and I knew that.”
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Australia to recognise existence of country that’s being destroyed by weapons made with parts Australia supplies
“For now on, when we say we are ‘deeply concerned’ about the deaths of people being killed by someone, we will be doing so while acknowledging the country those people are from exists.”
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Wong clarifies that Australia only sells ‘non-lethal’ Death Star parts
“We don’t sell the laser beam, just the thing that helps aim it.”
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Angus Taylor dedicates next 3 years to reminding voters why the Liberals are so unpopular
“Every time a statement is made that sounds potentially promising, I will make sure to undermine it.”
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Albanese says his position on bombing Iran was unilaterally decided by America
“I can’t answer questions about decisions I didn’t make.”