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NSW police make Israeli president feel at home by mercilessly attacking anyone with a Palestine flag
“Luckily the police seemed more than excited to step in and get as violent as needed to make sure he doesn’t feel homesick” – Minns
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Sussan Ley urges Australians to ‘abandon the major parties’ and support the Liberals
“Make sure to vote for the outsiders for real change in this country”
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Controversial ‘hate speech’ law already sees renowned ‘hate group’ falling apart
“This wasn’t my plan for the bill, but it has been magical to watch” – Albanese
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Barnaby excited by opportunity to work with a whole new set of junior female staffers
“I can’t wait to get some hands on, one-on-one time with each girl in One Nation.”
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Pauline Hanson blames immigrants for her lack of coherence
“They come here by boat to make me sound like I don’t have actual policies”
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Giggling Albo kicks feet in the air while watching Liberal Party abandon net zero
“Who knew the next election could be even easier than it was already looking?”
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Liberal Party hoping to fuck the planet harder than they fucked their chances at the next election
The party denied completely abandoning everything net zero related, saying they are still on track for net zero election wins by 2050.
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Sussan Ley reveals image of Albanese drinking Fanta, “like a Nazi”
“He may as well have drank from a bottle that said ‘I love Hitler’.”
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Nation shocked as Barnaby Joyce doesn’t remain faithful
“We didn’t expect him to be involved in a split without a pregnancy being involved.”