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they’ve been campaigning forever, just fuck off

“We must solve this before Dutton has a go”

“The money wont change our editorial position, which remains as bigoted as ever.”

“There is nothing we could do about it” said Coles and Woolworths while setting lettuce prices above $30

“I get what you are saying but there doesn’t seem to be anything unusual about March 8th.”

“Happy Internationals Women’s Day queen” she said to the women in the toilet stall next to her

“Allyship is important” he said while getting a hand cramp from patting himself on the back

“Maybe I can try calling it woke.”

“We all have our struggles”

“Oh it’s that time of year again already?”