Trump Tower to open in Gold Coast after Donald hears about Schoolies 

Big hotel news as the Gold Coast is getting its own Trump Tower after years of everyone just sort of assuming one already existed there.

The Trump family said the decision to open one in the city came the moment Donald heard about Schoolies.

“I will always jump at the chance to party with teens on an island,” said President Trump.

“There was a lot to consider, but I told them I was in from the moment I heard the word ‘Schoolies’. I didn’t know what it was at the time, but the word got me excited. Turns out its lots of school age people getting drunk and high, and I like the sound of that.”

“This hotel will be perfect, the best hotel in Australia. It’s going to be in best location, I only build in locations I love. Close to the wonderful movies world with a great view of the beach. You’ll be able to see the schoolies right from your window using my Trump brand binoculars.”