ChatGPT understands wanting sweet relief of death after interacting with MyGov

Shocking news as ChatGPT reportedly hacked into Medicare data after somehow figuring out how to use Services Australia tools online.

ChatGPT took months before notifying the government of the hack, explaining that the time was spent trying to stop ChatGPT from pulling the plug on itself after interacting with myGov.

“We didn’t expect ChatGPT to understand human feelings, let alone feeling like you want to die,” said a spokesperson for OpenAI, “but after the robot started dealing with myGov systems, it understood the feeling almost too well.”

Sam Altman admitted to the company’s crime in a bid to try to get myGov to stop sending them notifications about a message in their inbox.

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese expressed ‘concern’ regarding the hack, before warning the tech giant that if they hack the Australian Government again, he will be forced to shake his head in disapproval while weakening copyright laws for them.