Relief-Premier Carroll wheels out TV so press pack can watch a movie 

Temporary Victorian Premier Ben Carroll has excited the Melbourne press pack by wheeling out a tv for movie day.

“Premier Allan has left me a note reminding you all that your actions represent the state and to treat me like you did her,” said Carroll, “now for the next few days we have some movies to watch but this is for learning, so make sure to take notes.”

Carroll told the press pack that he is only there temporarily for now, but in a few months, if there are drastic changes, he hopes to become their permanent premier, meaning any misbehaving would be a bad idea.

Carroll struggled with turning the tv on and pressing play on the DVD, but swore that things would be different under his leadership meaning the movie might not be delayed by three years and cost an extra billion dollars to watch.