Pope tells followers to say three Hail Marys when throwing Molotovs at AI data centres

Pope Leo XIV has once again ramped up his war against AI, this time advising followers to start attacking data centres while doing their daily prayers.

This comes as he gave another speech calling out the soulless, inhumane, unable-to-feel-joy AI founders and their slop machines.

“We must fight back against this affront against God and man. AI is almost as much of an abomination as the images it generates.”

“The greed from these companies is what the Bible warned us about. The evil they exude while destroying the planet and culture for profit must be repented. Viva la Revolution!”