Melania reassures Donald that plenty of guys can’t get their tower up

Woman whose loveless marriage proves Stockholm Syndrome isn’t real, Melania Trump has been heard comforting an embarrassed Donald Trump after the president was unable to erect his tower in the Gold Coast.

Melania was reassured Donald that not getting your tower up is something that happens to loads of guys, especially at his age.

“This is totally natural,” she said, “maybe you just need an energy drink or something?”

Melania was later heard screaming and dry heaving after Donald suggested he try a blue pill his doctor gave him.