“I’ll just send a national address, it’ll be quicker” local woman doesn’t bother with voice note

Local 26 year old Ellie Jackson has decided to save time while texting their friend about what her situationship did by forgoing the normal voice note with the much quicker national address.

This move was inspired by Albanese’s rousing use of the emergency national address to vaguely talk about nothing for three minutes.

“Hey so I haven’t really thought about what I am going to say so I might ramble for a bit, but that’s why I’m making this a national address.”

Like Albanese’s speech, Jackson went on to tell her friend a version of events that involved a denial of any involvement in the toxicity causing all the drama in the first place, despite that not actually being true.