Strike leaves ABC without content, leaving Sky News without content

Panic across Australian media today as ABC employees have gone on their first strike in 20 years, leaving the network without any content to use, which in turn leaves Sky News without any either as there is nothing to complain about.

“The woke ABC are trying to silence us,” said Andrew Bolt, “they are forcing us to sit here without anything to pretend to be mad about. When will the madness end?”

“Make no mistake, this is the terrifying power of a union.”

The flow on affects don’t stop there as now the Murdoch papers don’t have the talking points to plaster all over their front pages, setting the agenda for breakfast tv tomorrow morning.

In response the News Corp tabloids have fully endorsed the push from ABC employees.

“If they aren’t paid reasonably, don’t have job security, or are replaced with AI, that would really concerning for democracy. What else is there for us to obsess over?”