“This is what the ANZACs fought for” says guy standing shoulder to shoulder with nazis

Local idiot Dan Smith has defended attending a ‘March for Australia’ rally that was organised with the help of prominent neo-nazi figures, by saying that it is exactly what the ANZACs fought for in World War 2.

“I was there because that is what the ANZACs would have wanted,” he said, “they fought in WW2 specifically so that I could spend January 26th not at work and instead at a rally neo-nazis helped organise.”

“We are out here, celebrating our love for this country by saying how much we hate the people who were here first, while also chanting for nazis to be released from prison.”

“Some people want to change our history, which is disgusting. We need to be honest, by being honest about the good parts and denying anything that might sound bad.”

“Look, I don’t like nazis and I am sick of people saying that I associate with them. I just follow their lead at rallies, agree with their takes on race related issues and think our politicians should hear them out. My mate’s great-grandfather who fought in Europe would be proud of me today. No need to mention who he was fighting.”

Reports suggest a neo-nazi speaker at the rally was arrested for alleged antisemitic remarks during a ‘March for Australia’ speech, while tonight the media and politicians swiftly condemn peaceful ‘Invasion Day’ protests for breaking ‘social cohesion’ by acknowledging Australia’s racist history.