NSW voters shocked by news that ‘Whatever His Name Was’ got knifed

Voters have been shocked as the NSW Liberal leader has been forced to step down just days before anyone knew that he existed.

This as part of a wider problem facing the Liberal Party which saw the knifing of their leader in Victoria and their future knifing of their federal leader.

“I’m going to miss, ummm..” said Cassie 42, “ummm… the guy I assume replaced Gladys.”

“I will definitely make sure to learn the name of the new person before they are knifed in the next couple years. Maybe.”