Relieved teacher suspects student didn’t use ai as em dashes were used incorrectly 

Local high school teacher Erin Kaye has let out a sigh of relief after noticing an assignment with 20 em dashes in it contained zero that were used correctly.

After failing 5 students who used AI to create poorly written and researched essays, Kaye was excited to see an assignment done to a passable level by a human.

“I was worried when I first saw those em dashes,” he said, “but when I realised they did the thing where they randomly throw in grammar hoping it looks good, I was so proud.”

“I mean obviously I need to teach them how em dashes work, but it’s nice to know that some of my students aren’t hopeless losers using ai for everything.”