Racist uncle goes to therapy for the first time to work through the Murdoch/Trump break-up

Local uncle Jim Bo has decided to finally give therapy a go in order to work through the emotions caused by the break-up of Rupert Murdoch and Donald Trump.

This comes as the only two people he really loves are heading to court after US President Trump sued Ruler of Australia Rupert Murdoch after one of his outlets released a letter Trump denies sending to his ‘close friend’ Jeffery Epstein for his birthday.

“My family have been trying to get me to go to therapy for years,” he said, “but this is just too big for me to go handle alone.”

“It’s just so hard to see people you care about going through something this hard. No one wants to see their leaders fighting. Who gets custody of men like me in this divorce?”

“Out of all of Trump and Rupert’s divorces, this is the one that is hitting me the hardest.”