Barnaby helps lead due to experience with messy divorces

Families man Barnaby Joyce has gotten up from the Canberra footpath to help guide the National Party through their split from the Coalition.

Barnaby was excited to get this opportunity to contribute to the party, citing his vast experience with messy divorces.

“The first thing we need to do is deny that any of the members are ours even though everyone knows they are ours,” said Barnaby excited to not be causing a divorce for once.

“Then we need to find a new partner for the Nationals, but that will be easy to find. Surely one of the junior staffers is single.”

Barnaby told the Liberal Party that they can have full custody of “however many kids we have”, in exchange for sole ownership of the prayer room.