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“Immigrants are invading the country” claims President trying to invade every other country
These Americans, they aren’t sending their best presidents
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Cunt out-cunts Cunt
Two world-class cunts came together to have a cunt-off at the White House.
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Albanese asks Trump what level of concern he will be allowed to express moving forward
“Are we talking grave concerns, deep concerns, or just a bit worried?”
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Mexico closes border to fleeing Americans
“They’re coming here, eating the hot dogs, they’re eating the Catalina beans! It’s got to stop!”
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Trump pledges to send astronauts to Mars to hunt down “illegal aliens”
Trump pledged to protect the US border by focusing on a place 225 million kilometres away from it.
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Greenland renames itself “Russia” to avoid hostilities from Trump Government
Trump ended up losing interest in the land after discovering it is not as grassy as the name suggests.
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2025’s Writers begin new season with subtle foreshadowing
“Massive fires and the antagonist wanting to buy Greenland? This season is starting a bit heavy handed.”
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Trump floats plan to takeover and destroy all other nations immediately
“The best way to protect American jobs is to make everyone American.”