The ambulance is on standby

The organisation says the reef was at risk of being charged with false advertising

Starving children across the world were relieved today to learn that they actually have it pretty good compared to many white people

The Chaser has obtained exclusive audio of Coles' own ad agency trying to come up with a way to sell the plastic bag backflip

Perhaps the most disappointing development for fans of Fairfax’s best content, however, was the announcement that Michael Leunig would continue as a cartoonist

Minister Greg Hunt today told reporters the website was far too unreliable for hackers to be able gain access. "Our protection is flawless: if anyone tries to gain unauthorised access, chances are, they'll just end up with a 404: The Website Not Found message. You can't get more secure than that."

David Leyonhjelm only got into the Senate by promising not to have sex with anyone, it was revealed today

"Private enterprise is much better at delivering reliable services. I mean, except for Telstra, the Commonwealth Bank, Medibank and the power companies."

The attack comes days after Bill Morrow attacked gamers for using the internet, claiming they were slowing down the network. He pleaded with users to stop using the NBN, pointing out it would be much faster if nobody used it

"Look, I'm terribly sorry about the Sunday Night interview, I was Ambien interviewing," he said, speaking privately to the entire national media