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Israel claims that having nukes is bad
“No one should be allowed to have them as they destabilise the region.”
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Ukraine “weeks away” from developing nuclear weapons, claims Putin
“I hear they plan to strike Mar-a-Lago”
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Trump accuses Iran of not buying him enough jets
“Their leaders must be destroyed as they have never said I am the greatest businessman.”
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Trump to use SpaceX Starships to bomb Iran
“We must be willing to use our most explosive devises”
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Israel claims that killing civilians is bad
“The same goes for hospitals, which should clearly be left alone.”
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Netanyahu claims his dog ate his evidence that Iran has a nuke
“I’ve done the homework I swear, just trust that we need a war”
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New Trump phone automatically adds users to classified war plan group chats
It also will come with a list of local divorce lawyers.
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G7 summit focuses on not bringing up Elon’s Epstein tweet
“For the sake of diplomacy we must come together and pretend we aren’t thinking about it.”
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“We heroically let Greta eat” brags Israel while stopping her from letting starving children eat
“Please share the image of us giving someone food far and wide, we don’t have many of them.”