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“It would be nice to get him out of our hair for good… I mean for a while.”

“These documents are decades old, far too old to be of any interest”

American fighter jets have been spotted circling Tasmania

“Well then what’s the point in even going?”

“It’s the only way to shield our citizens from the danger of a random immigrant just peacefully going about their day”

“We will be monitoring this delicate situation to make sure there is no unnecessary loss of innocent oil”

“Neutralising that government for a month is the greatest contribution to world peace in decades.”

“It turns out I am much more aligned with President Trump than I thought I was,”

“Turns out I can be a King after all. I just have to move to America.”

“If you look on a graph, the amount of people diagnosed with autism has risen ever since this file was created so clearly it is to blame.”