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“Let’s hear him out”

“We will no longer be taken advantage of by fish people.”

“I love that kind of peace” said Putin

“This was what we feared for years” said a senior republican

“If Vlad doesn’t just want the grassy fields that earned Greenland its name, he can also have Canada too.”

Stumped linguists have reached out to Pauline Hanson for help thanks to her fluency in racist nonsense speak.

These Americans, they aren’t sending their best presidents

Two world-class cunts came together to have a cunt-off at the White House.

“Are we talking grave concerns, deep concerns, or just a bit worried?”

“They’re coming here, eating the hot dogs, they’re eating the Catalina beans! It’s got to stop!”