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“It turns out I am much more aligned with President Trump than I thought I was,”

“Turns out I can be a King after all. I just have to move to America.”

“If you look on a graph, the amount of people diagnosed with autism has risen ever since this file was created so clearly it is to blame.”

“Every day I walk into the FDA they tell me that if my hand is bigger than my face, I’ll get cancer. Then I check and somehow my hand hits my face, distracting me from knowing if I will get cancer.”

“I am a huge fan of the first amendment, which is of course that the President’s feelings must be protected at all costs.”

She also nominated him for the Nobel Being Handsome and 6’4 Prize.

“Where is the CNN head office?”

Trump’s team claims

“Please let us grieve.”

“No one should be allowed to have them as they destabilise the region.”