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Trump’s team claims

“Please let us grieve.”

“No one should be allowed to have them as they destabilise the region.”

“I hear they plan to strike Mar-a-Lago”

“Their leaders must be destroyed as they have never said I am the greatest businessman.”

“We must be willing to use our most explosive devises”

“The same goes for hospitals, which should clearly be left alone.”

“I’ve done the homework I swear, just trust that we need a war”

It also will come with a list of local divorce lawyers.

“For the sake of diplomacy we must come together and pretend we aren’t thinking about it.”