Can this picture of a majestic bin chicken out rate the Today show?
The answer is almost certainly yes
Breakfast TV perfect place for a bit of casual racism, report nation’s blonde women
"What could go wrong"
“Those poor Fyre Islanders!” says nation celebrating day we took over an island & fucked over the locals
"We should probably say sorry and then do nothing else."
Arnott’s continue ‘Aussie Legends’ line with Aerogard-flavoured Shapes
The snack has already received a ringing endorsement from the Prime Minister, who insisted that they be served at citizenship ceremonies nationwide.
Replica Endeavour seized by Australian Border Force: crew detained on Nauru
The Prime Minister said the crew of recent NIDA graduates dressed in 18th century garb, would be detained on Nauru indefinitely. 
Family driving back from holiday ready to unleash 16 year old on highway
"It’s probably the safest time to be on the road"
Moro Bars prepare for months-long stay in back of fridge
“It’s a pretty sad state of affairs when you’re the last one in the bowl, especially after Nan has come and taken all of the Turkish Delight.”
Hungry Jacks $4 internships to provide youth with valuable experience in getting fucked over by large corporations
"You can't buy this kind of experience. Well, maybe for $4 an hour you can."
Everyone now understands why George Christensen opposed safe schools
Mr Christensen has long called for Australia to return to less safe schools, which he much prefers
Office conversation spiced up by slightly inclement weather
"How bout that weather eh?"

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