February 8, 2019
Can this picture of a majestic bin chicken out rate the Today show?
The answer is almost certainly yes
January 29, 2019
Breakfast TV perfect place for a bit of casual racism, report nation’s blonde women
"What could go wrong"
January 26, 2019
“Those poor Fyre Islanders!” says nation celebrating day we took over an island & fucked over the locals
"We should probably say sorry and then do nothing else."
January 25, 2019
Arnott’s continue ‘Aussie Legends’ line with Aerogard-flavoured Shapes
The snack has already received a ringing endorsement from the Prime Minister, who insisted that they be served at citizenship ceremonies nationwide.
January 23, 2019
Replica Endeavour seized by Australian Border Force: crew detained on Nauru
The Prime Minister said the crew of recent NIDA graduates dressed in 18th century garb, would be detained on Nauru indefinitely.
January 6, 2019
Family driving back from holiday ready to unleash 16 year old on highway
"It’s probably the safest time to be on the road"
December 25, 2018
Moro Bars prepare for months-long stay in back of fridge
“It’s a pretty sad state of affairs when you’re the last one in the bowl, especially after Nan has come and taken all of the Turkish Delight.”
December 23, 2018
Hungry Jacks $4 internships to provide youth with valuable experience in getting fucked over by large corporations
"You can't buy this kind of experience. Well, maybe for $4 an hour you can."
December 22, 2018
Everyone now understands why George Christensen opposed safe schools
Mr Christensen has long called for Australia to return to less safe schools, which he much prefers
December 18, 2018
Office conversation spiced up by slightly inclement weather
"How bout that weather eh?"
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