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5 year old’s whole world starts to crumble after seeing moon during day

In a shocking turn of events, a 5 year old’s entire world has been turned upside down after they spotted the moon during the middle of the day. “I just don’t know what to believe anymore,” said the devastated child wandering aimlessly down the street. “First the easter bunny and now this. Everything I thought I knew is crumbling around me.”

Experts are weighing in on the situation, with some saying that the child’s reaction is completely normal. “It’s natural for young children to have their worldview challenged at some point,” said one expert. “Whether it be the moon being out in the day, or the revelation that the illusion of hard work being rewarded is simply a myth perpetuated by a society that functions on the mass exploitation of workers in order to funnel wealth into the pockets of the corporate oligarchs. It’s just a matter of how they choose to handle it.”

Others, however, are more skeptical. “This is just ridiculous,” said one elderly man. “These kids are just overreacting. Back in my day we were beaten into being silent about any issue that affected us, and you didn’t hear me complaining!”

Despite the differing opinions, one thing is clear: this child’s life will never be the same. “I just don’t know how I’m going to move on from this,” said the devastated 5 year old. “Maybe I’ll write to Santa, he always knows what’s true or not.”

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