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Army called in to shoot the coronavirus in Sydney

Some civilians may be killed in the process

PM slams Melbourne for leaving lockdown before Sydney, ‘It’s not a race’

Two-tier lockdown in Sydney to be based on ‘how much you look like you’d own an investment property’

Bolt takes break from defending Prince Andrew and George Pell to call for people to attack Simone Biles

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‘Stop judging me by my actions,’ pleads Ben Roberts-Smith

Media demands Victoria get Covid again so they can keep downplaying NSW’s fuck-ups

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Millenial who doesn’t drink coffee wondering where their house is

Attempt to start standing ovation unsuccessful

IKEA Introduce New Sofabed That Is Unusable as Both Bed And Sofa

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World News

Prince Harry asks public to respect his privacy by not reading his new memoir

Jeff Bezos tragically survives space flight

Boris Johnson starts to sweat after MP steps down over affair

Netanyahu steps down as leader of Israel to spend more time murdering children

“It feels illegal to be white” says guy from country where black men are regularly murdered by police

Local genius would rather risk disease with 1% death rate than jab with 0.0017% death rate

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Politics

Virus Struggling To Keep Up With Which LGAs It Can And Can’t Travel To

Morrison Says Vaccines Will Have Us Opening Up Within Months, In Speech He Gave Last Year

Fragments Of Integrity Found In Canberra Wastewater

Ben Roberts-Smith Suddenly Remembers He Initiated This Fucking Trial

Labor Narrowly Avoids Developing Policy

Homeopaths Overrun, As Anti-Lockdown Protesters Report ‘Strange Onset Of Flu-Like Symptoms’

Real Estate

Minister who forgot about buying house luckily still remembered to negatively gear it

Sultan of Brunei flaunts wealth by purchasing room in decrepit Sydney sharehouse

UN called in to resolve washing-up stalemate

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There's no such thing as an ethical guacamole dip for your election night party

Guardian Staff Writer

There is only one real choice in this election, Tony Abbott

Hey Ho! This half-baked election really takes the cake!