September 19, 2020
Kanye offered NRL halfback job after urinating on Grammy award
"We thought he said granny"
September 8, 2020
QLD announces further border lockdowns after Meatloaf reveals he’s free for the AFL grand final
The state is now in level 5 lockdown
September 3, 2020
Brisbane gets AFL grand final; Australians in recession, Victorians in depression
Daniel Andrews has generously offered to supply the event’s private security guards.
September 2, 2020
US Army eSports team disappointed the war crimes in video game “aren’t as good as real thing”
“This just isn’t right”
August 13, 2020
NRL star faces scrutiny over allegations he’s been in respectful monogamous relationship
If found guilty, he may not be eligible to play in the
July 29, 2020
Aged care residents form AFL team to get out of lockdown
They will be called the Self-Funded Superannuants
May 13, 2020
NRL player who takes hits to the head for a living worried flu shot might be bad for his health
"I think it might brain my damage"
April 16, 2020
V’Landys backs down: NRL to return just for Mad Monday
Players have agreed to hit the piss on September 14th for a maximum of three days
April 7, 2020
NRL agrees not to tell Sam Burgess about what’s happening on the news: “It’ll only worry him”
“He thinks the cruise ships are all having a birthday party."
March 13, 2020
NRL fans cancel plans to attend game after PM confirms plans to attend
"Having to put up with Scott Morrison's smirk is just a step too far."
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