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Local man on the brink of mental breakdown after water runs down inside of sleeve

Local man Jake Brown has today filed for time off work to deal with the trauma of having some water run down the inside of his sleeve after he had just washed his hands.

Horrified onlookers state that they were powerless but to watch on as Jake went straight to washing his hands in the sink without first rolling up his long sleeves, in what is being described around the office as the most traumatising experience since that time someone tried washing a upward facing spoon under the full bore tap.

However, not everyone is distressed with boss Mark stating that he is glad it will take the focus off the fact that he just re-introduced himself to an employee that had been working there two months, saying “I don’t think we’ve met” before being informed they had in fact met.

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