Heartbreaking: Roommate using kitchen even though you’re really really hungry

In a shocking turn of events, a local roommate has been caught using the kitchen to prepare food, despite their cohabitant’s really hungry tummy.

The callous offender reportedly had the audacity to cook a meal for themselves, completely ignoring the fact that their roommate had forgotten to make breakfast while scrolling through Instagram for the last 5 hours.

Sources close to the situation report that the extremely hungry roommate has been forced to sidle into the kitchen to just ‘grab a few things’ under the guise of making pleasant chit chat, before slinking back to bed with some leftovers.

The situation is still unfolding, but experts say this is unlikely to be the end of the rising tensions, with both housemates expecting to use the shower at 8:30am on Monday, despite knowing that the other has work.

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