The Chaser Weakly
Chaser Weakly Issue 1 – Welcome to 2017
Issue #1
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This Chaser Weekly is brought to you by coal. It’s clean and good for everyone. Dear Upper Tax Bracket, The Chaser is thrilled to present our* first Weekly of 2017! Big changes have happened since you last ignored our email. Back in 2016, we asked you all to spare some change to support our self-important journal…
This Chaser Weekly is brought to you by coal. It’s clean and good for everyone.
Dear Upper Tax Bracket,
The Chaser is thrilled to present our* first Weekly of 2017! Big changes have happened since you last ignored our email.
Back in 2016, we asked you all to spare some change to support our self-important journal in these tough times.**
The response was overwhelming. No one listened. Some even hung up. But one generous, empathetic, brilliant, millionaire, entrepreneur, previously popular, male person answered our prayers.
To our John Doe – we thank you deeply for your $1.75 million donation. Rest assured your identity and details of your donation will remain anonymous until legally required.
As always, we remain fearlessly independent to our readers and our recent commitment to coal powered fire stations is in no way related to the donation. Coal is clearly the way of the future.
Long live the Chaser.***
* Malcolm Turnbull’s.
** Bankruptcy
*** The Chaser is now under administration.