The Chaser Weakly
Chaser Weakly #2 – Message from Bernardi
Issue #2
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The Chaser Weekly is brought to you the 5,000 Bill Shortens sucking hard in rich Melbourne suburbs right now. Greetings Over 65’s! What a week it’s been! Our great leader has finally broken free of both his chains and rationality and kickstarted a (long-awaited) conservative revolution! The Chaser hails our great leader – Cory Bernardi…
The Chaser Weekly is brought to you the 5,000 Bill Shortens sucking hard in rich Melbourne suburbs right now.
Greetings Over 65’s!
What a week it’s been! Our great leader has finally broken free of both his chains and rationality and kickstarted a (long-awaited) conservative revolution!
The Chaser hails our great leader – Cory Bernardi – and the mighty Conservative Right-wing Australia Party. Finally! A party where the only uniform is being uninformed, where the values end in ‘ism’ and where diversity can only be found on the RSL menu. Together, we can bring Australia backwards!
And now, a message from our great leader, himself:
Congratulations on your decision to join the Conservative Rightwing Australia Party (CRAP), our nation’s foremost assembly of conservative intellectuals, the spiritually pure, people who misspell ‘halal’, Nazi memorabilia collectors, and 22-year-old virgins who wear bow-ties. As the leader of our great party, I am honoured to have you in our ranks, and I look forward to seeing you at one of our many great book burnings and other social events.
– Senator Cory Bernardi, CRAP leader