WA introduce voluntary euthanasia in vain hope any Australians will survive long enough to use it

Fire fighters recalled as Scomo learns burning bush protected by religious discrimination bill

Morrison declares smoke “only a concern for the entirety-of-NSW bubble”

Even company that accepts old underwear doesn’t want religious discrimination bill

Scomo demands cricketers play harder after learning fires still not out

Sydney man books holiday in Beijing for a bit of fresh air

Scientists deeply worried after climate disaster reaches “white people wearing facemasks” level

Silhouette of Scott Morrison assures Australia that all possible aid will be given to New Zealand

Doritos sales skyrocket as Sydneysiders flock to their bags of air

Morrison on Sydney climate fires: “There’s nothing to see here”