Extra $4 billion funding allows struggling private school to finally build 3rd swimming pool
Murdoch “getting sick of Morrison”
Despite mounting reservations, Liberal Party insiders were quick to reassure Mr Murdoch that his wishes would be carried out promptly and fully
Outrage after revelations that Miss Piggy prefers it “froggy-style”
Following the revelations that Bert and Ernie are a gay couple, a flood of other salacious details about the private lives of muppets has been leaked by an ex-writer on the Sesame Street program
Royal Commission into aged care to focus on “how the hell to get rid of Four Corners”
Mr Morrison said it was important for the Royal Commission to investigate fully how the chronic underfunding of aged care could be brought to light so easily.
Morrison sets target for Liberal Party to have 50% women, 75% men
"We want more women because it looks better on TV when there are a few chicks behind me during question time," said the Prime Minister
Woolworths tells customers to throw out candy bananas because they are fucking gross
"We fear some of our lolly bags may have been contaminated with them"
Socially responsible redneck switches to hybrid monster truck
“In my job, the dangers we face are very real. But no death-dealing machine has terrified me as much as the threat we face from climate change"
FBI foiled as criminal cleverly enters private mode on browser
Gone without a trace, the Feds have been left scrambling for any signs of Harrington's possibly illegal activities
Dutton pretty sure he now has the numbers
Dutton dismissed the latest allegations of improper conduct, saying that he was more focused on important matters, such as counting the votes for another leadership ballot in the party room
Inner-city resident isn’t hosting a podcast
McIntyre is disappointed to be the only resident of Australia's inner-city areas who isn't hosting a podcast, but says it's "just one of those things. Maybe I should do a podcast about it?"