News Corp journo blasts inner-city latte drinkers, before popping out of inner Sydney office for a cappuccino
"Thank god for true blue rural Aussies like me"
Trudeau checks with staff if he can do blackface now that he’s in a minority
"It's okay now right?"
Local man saves crucial seconds by standing in train door while people are trying to get off
"Worth it"
Suicidal whale constantly frustrated by hippies
“The ocean is a very big place on your own."
Daily Telegraph to blank out every future edition due to popular demand
"It'll really cut down on costs"
Lazy father gives kids the gist of various bedtime classics
Grant Simmons, a Chatswood father of two, has again delighted his not yet literate children with the general plot line
Sydney transport thrown into chaos as trains all arrive on time
"No one could have predicted this"
“Paying staff correct wages is too difficult” says chef who invented edible door knobs
"Basic math is hard!"
Trump rushed off stage after Secret Service spot man carrying photo of John McCain
"That was a close one!"
Trump warns Turkish President to end conflict with Kurds or he will be forced to tell on him to his dad
"I didn't want it to come to this"

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