Government launch inquiry to determine just how innocent Bridget McKenzie is
"We will get to the bottom of this"
Albanese assures Labor faithful that he won’t let government’s recent mishaps stop him from losing next election
"I've got this."
Nation nervously wonders what nightmare universe is planning to unleash today
"I bet it'll be locusts"
BREAKING: Australian government repeals gay marriage in attempt to stop natural disasters
"Izzy was right!"
Nation savours single facemask free day between smoke and coronavirus outbreak
"It was nice while it lasted"
Sad day: Eggboy has finally hatched
He will be missed
Scott Morrison’s “I stopped the boats” trophy revoked
"It will be replaced with an I stopped the Koalas trophy"
Government begs Australians to taper their prayers for rain
"Not all at once!"
“What climate change?” says PM dealing with drought, fire, flood, hail and dust storm in one day
Everything is going fine
Mosman Rowing Club donates paddle to assist Bridget McKenzie escape shit creek
"She's gonna need it"

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