"Phew"

Despite mounting reservations, Liberal Party insiders were quick to reassure Mr Murdoch that his wishes would be carried out promptly and fully

Following the revelations that Bert and Ernie are a gay couple, a flood of other salacious details about the private lives of muppets has been leaked by an ex-writer on the Sesame Street program

Mr Morrison said it was important for the Royal Commission to investigate fully how the chronic underfunding of aged care could be brought to light so easily.

"We want more women because it looks better on TV when there are a few chicks behind me during question time," said the Prime Minister

"We fear some of our lolly bags may have been contaminated with them"

“In my job, the dangers we face are very real. But no death-dealing machine has terrified me as much as the threat we face from climate change"

Gone without a trace, the Feds have been left scrambling for any signs of Harrington's possibly illegal activities

Dutton dismissed the latest allegations of improper conduct, saying that he was more focused on important matters, such as counting the votes for another leadership ballot in the party room

McIntyre is disappointed to be the only resident of Australia's inner-city areas who isn't hosting a podcast, but says it's "just one of those things. Maybe I should do a podcast about it?"