“Anti-vax tennis players are a danger to society” says government full of anti-vaxxers

Dominic Perrottet tells coastal NSW to learn to live with Tsunamis

‘Nothing is free’ says man who just paid $6 billion to not buy any submarines

Compromise reached: Australian Open to be held inside a Hillsong Church

Medical Miracle: Government halt the spread of Covid by just declaring everywhere a Hillsong Church

“Unlike Boris, I would never plan anything during the pandemic” Morrison assures nation

Government finally acts on housing crisis by halting supply of avocados

Nation with no food thankful government spent crucial weeks focused on making it legal to fire gay people

Perrottet admits slight difficulty in enforcing new testing rules due to THE COMPLETE FUCKING LACK OF RATS

Christian Porter congratulates government on stunning victory in Djokovic case