Oniongate – How it happened
Bunnings stores have banned onions from being on top on the sausage sizzles. Here is a chilling audio documentary about how it all unfolded on one fateful day last September
Video game violence blamed for sudden spike in Stagecoach robberies
PARENTS groups are up in arms after an unprecedented increase in stagecoach robbery and hog-tying since the release of Red
News Corp editor dies of joy after realising they can use the headline “strawberry needler needled”
"Walkley award here I come"
Cash Converters owner impressed at how many TVs one regular customer owns
"Who says the economy is slowing?"
God’s plan is for man’s life to suck
"God works in mysterious ways. Mysterious, arsehat ways."
Voters shocked to learn that Luke Foley was invited to a party
People with knowledge of the situation said that Luke Foley had always been someone who you'd "accidentally" leave off the list whenever there was a social gathering happening
The Daily Telegraph to trial ‘news’ section
"Fuck it, you gotta try everything once."
SJW confined to bedrest after two days of ‘world-changing’ Facebook posts
"Now I know what a racehorse feels like - the ones that don't get shot I mean."
Disney channel to introduce first S&M character
"It's time"
Scott Morrison euthanised on track after fall in polls
Morrison fell sharply in the polls stewards the most humane course of action was to bring in the curtains