Minister and part time McCains mascot Peter Dutton has today announced that he will be the latest in the recent slew of cabinet ministers taking indefinite stress-leave, after the Immigration Minister learned earlier today that Hasbro had declared him gender neutral.
“As you can probably imagine this has been quite a stressful revelation,” said the minister-formerly-known-as-Mr-Potatohead, “as such I will be undergoing stress leave while I reconsider my views on single-cubicle restrooms.”
“Obviously I cannot answer any questions at this time about my gender status but what I can say is that although I have not read the statement by Hasbro, I did have someone tell me that Hasbro did say something about it, and as such I feel that is enough to pass judgement on this issue. This a very serious problem that could affect my career at the LNP as it means I can not associate with the Big Swinging Dick boys like I wanted to.”
“I beg you please to not lead anyone in the media judge me for this change,” Dutton continued. “I want everyone to know I am still the same Peter Dutton you have always hated.”
Mr Dutton was then deported by the Immigration Department after his new gender-neutral status saw him ruled dangerously diverse
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