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Morrison glad to finally get a chance to take a vacation

Scott Morrison has today told colleagues he is not upset about his election loss, as it means he will finally have some free time to to go on vacation to Hawaii now he no longer has a job.

“Jesus, that was a really grueling 3 days of work,” sighed Morrison. “Gosh I’ve never worked that hard before in my life.”

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Informed that he’d actually just been on vacation a few weeks ago, the former Prime Minister said that he does not accept that, and that it is simply one hotel’s opinion.

“I’ll have you all know I was working very hard during that time in Fiji,” explained Morrison. “Particularly on my tan.”




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