Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today made an official call to Buckingham Palace to thank the Queen for finally knocking the rape crisis off the top of social media trends.
“Honestly Your Majesty you really got us out of a bind,” Morrison was heard saying. “If there’s anything we could do to make it up to you – maybe a knighthood, or I could knock you up a quality chicken coup in your back yard? Or I could put Jenny on the line with some helpful advice about why alienating a woman in your family because of her skin colour isn’t a good idea – Jenny has a way of clarifying these things, you know?”
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