Build Your Own Doctor's Certificate

To Whom It May Concern:

This is to certify that is currently suffering from a particularly appalling case of and cannot possibly come to work today.

Please excuse them from all work duties for today and maybe Monday, depending on whether their fungal infections can also be brought under control or not.

Please let all staff and any clients know about the smelly-breath in case it is infectious.

Yours sincerely,

Dr Dominic Knight VD